Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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