I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
