Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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