If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Small penises have feelings too.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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