where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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