bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love having hate sex.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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