I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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