"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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