Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Your dad touched me again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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