I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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