dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
