So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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