D3 body, D1 cock
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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