i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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