school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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