Heybabeimwearingurpanties
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
