It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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