Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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