would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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