Fine. I'll sleep in my office
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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