I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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