Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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