i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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