What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize