Yo dont text me then not text me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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