Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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