Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
someone threw a dead crab at me
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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