Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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