you guys were way drunker than both of me
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
