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So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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