Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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