Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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