I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Green mimosas i think yes
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
