when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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