So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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