We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have post one night stand depression
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