Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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