Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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