too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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