So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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