I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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