would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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