I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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