never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
