I want to walk on stilts...naked
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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