hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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