Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
