Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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