Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
