Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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