im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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