Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
They have beer where we have blood.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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