I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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