final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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