can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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